Now Sue … who seems to me to buy a lot of shoes … bravely revealed her entire shoe collection … and it really wasn't terribly excessive at all.
And then Sandra revealed her entire shoe collection … and it was a very modest, respectable size.
It was at about that point in time that I realised I may just have a little problem … a bit of a footwear fetish … a moccasin malfunction … a clodhopper crisis … which has remained unacknowledged until now.
But in my own defense … and heaven knows I need one … it must be noted that this collection has been amassed over a loooong period of time … which may in turn lead to the acknowledgement of previously undiagnosed hoarding problem.
So in an effort to put myself on the road to recovery … one must first face the reality of the issue … and face it head on.
So … *deep breath* … here … is my shoe collection.
The espadrille collection
The sporty collection
The hand me down collection
One of the side effects of having freakishly small feet is that whenever someone else finds themselves shod in a pair that feel a little snug … they hand them down … to me. After all no one has smaller feet than me.
Not Master 16.
Not Master 14.
Not even Buster.
|Note: This photo may not be strictly to scale|
I think you can probably tell why!
The wedge collection
The evening collection
The one legged collection
The heels collection
The flats collection
The mule collection
The sandal collection
The short boot collection
The tall boot collection
This pair also belongs in the hand me down collection.
The butt ugly but oh so comfortable collection
The slipper collection
Which would also be quite at home in the Butt ugly but oh so comfortable collection.
The bridal collection
PHEW … that's it … I have faced my demons and revealed the evidence of my excessive behaviour … well except for my thong collection … that's them over there.
I'm hanging my head in shame … please don't judge me!!